January 2012
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“I hope you like crying and feeling empty cause I have the movie for you!”
– Pixar
LOL LIED AGAIN WHO CAN STAY AWAY FROM POSTING ON TUMBLR
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I really hope I don’t kiss someone that I kissed any time in the past year.
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herr-enemy-deactivated20120110- asked: Dear elvishprincess, I fancy you. You have a nice everything. You make me aroused. You should be aroused, too. Someday I won't be aroused. You + me = alive. If I saw you now I’d be very shy. I want to burp on you. I would build a snowmanlink just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be Saria's Song. We could under the stars. Love, biggest fan.
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Sinus infection on the left side of my face. fuck.
Anonymous asked: Dear HOTBITCH,I WANT you. You have a nice ASS. You make me HAVE BONERS. You should TOUCH THEM. Someday I will PENETRATE. You + me = YOUME BONING. If I saw you now I’d CUM FOUNTAIN. I want to DECIMATE you. I would build a CUM FORTRESS just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be I WANT UR SEX. We could RAPE under the stars. Love, ANON (P.S. BONER MACHINE.)
WRITE ME A LETTER (anonymous or not)
spectrumsurrender:
Dear ______,
I ____ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I’d __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.)
December 2011
I’m such a smart ass, I wonder why guys even bother with me.
I just remembered that the other night I was telling Brandon that I really need new glasses because I couldn’t see the lap thing on the game we were playing and I was like ‘I can only see the five’ and he was like crying because it was a three.
Watchthisiselliz:
Grandma Raps Three 6 Mafia (Slob on my Knob)
I wish life could be like a comic, then maybe I would have purpose.
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