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This is what Urban Dictionary says.
Strudel: To smack another person’s ass EXTREMELY hard, leaving a red hand mark on the cheeks.
xDD
GUYS I CANT. I SPEWED WINE EVERYWHERE. STRUDEL.
is it bad that the first thing i thought of was Lestrudel? ya know, friends with sherloaf holmes and jam watson?
How does one strudel? Isn’t that a food?
a donut actually sunds rly gud wright nuw
I donut like this writing.
GUYS I CANT. I SPEWED WINE EVERYWHERE. STRUDEL.
two things. 1:now toaster strudels will never be the same, i’ll be eating one and thinking of smacking Legolas’s ass. 2:...
Strudels will never taste the same again. Now they will only taste of sadness :(
LMFAO AS I STRUDEL HIM.
STRUDEL. I CANT GET OVER IT.
I love bad fanfictions.